I (Johnny) was in our lounge room and people were arriving for our baby shower. In this dream Noddy was already with us and as people were arriving I decided that it was time for a bath. I went into the bathroom and filled the baby bath and then proceeded to place Noddy in. Noddy was VERY tiny, about the size of my mobile phone and this was totally normal. After placing little Noddy in the bath I left the room, proceeded back to the party and sat down!
What on earth was going on in my mind. I sat in the loungeroom sipping champagne and chatting with our friends when I realsised I had left Noddy in the bath. I ran back to check on things and he/she was under the water. Now, this is where the dream gets really weird. I picked Noddy up and checked for breathing which was OK. I covered him/her in a towel and then noticed that Noddy was in fact.....a kitten. Hmmm.
I went to the lounge room and people were cooing and complimenting us on our 'baby' and then somebody said to me; I thought you were having a real baby?
I replied that I thought we were too but a kitten is OK.
Definitely time to switch to decaf!